Cole Phelps

Cole Phelps Title Card

Cole Phelps Season 2 Title Card

Justin Buckner as Cole Phelps
Character information
Born 1920
Died September 30, 1947 (aged 27)
Physical description
Hair Brown
Based on
ColePhelps-LA Noire
Rap battle information
Appeared in 1 (Season 1)
20 (Season 2)
Vs Vault Boy
Release date December 23, 2012 (Vault Boy vs Cole Phelps)
July 11, 2013 (Vault Boy vs Cole Phelps 2)
Location(s) Rain Sewer (Vault Boy vs Cole Phelps)
Bridge Under Street (Vault Boy vs Cole Phelps 2)
Cameo appearance
Cameo information
Appeared in 16
During Nathan's first verse
My name is Cole Phelps, hoe, from L.A. Noire
Cole Phelps in Vault Boy vs Cole Phelps

Cole Phelps battled Vault Boy in Vault Boy vs Cole Phelps and Vault Boy vs Cole Phelps 2. He was portrayed by Justin Buckner on both occasions.

Information of the RapperEdit

Cole Phelps is a central character and the main protagonist of L.A. Noire. Phelps is a former member of the Marine Corps, who later returned from the war as a hero, joining the Los Angeles Police Department. Soon after, he quickly rose through the ranks and became a detective.


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Vault Boy vs Cole PhelpsEdit

Verse 1:Edit

Hello Vault Boy, I'm gonna kick your ass

I solve a lot of cases with this magnifying glass.

Your stupid little takedowns really make me wanna shout

I will use my gun, shoot you up, watch your guts Fallout

You're hated by everyone, you got shot in the face

You're such a little bitch, no wonder daddy ran away.

My name is Cole Phelps, hoe, from L.A. Noire

You look 6? 10? 12? Tell us how old you are.

You're such a dumbass, you can reach through that window

to unlock the door, but instead you use a lockpick and a cord.

Ouch, hear that burn? Ain't that a kick in the head?

No holes in the bowl, eat irradiated bread!

You let those stupid casino guys take your guns?

They probably heard about what you did to Megaton.

You're a villified vilian, I'mma take you in.

Have you freakin' question by my partner Herschel Biggs.

Verse 2:Edit

Listen here little boy, shall I Truth, Doubt or Lie?

You woke up in a ditch with a bullet surprise.

Doing what I do makes me *chi ching*

I know where things are when I hear *ding ding*


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Epic Rap Battle Parodies Rappers
Season 1 Vault BoyCole PhelpsMozartSkrillexNiko BellicJohn MarstonPuff Puff HumbertSteve SmithHarry Styles (One Direction) • Paul McCartney (The Beatles)